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From Mrs. Bond’s dictionary

Found recently in the “drafts” archive in my email account. I forgot I was so witty sometimes.

from Mrs. Bond’s (mrs.bond@iworkforcats.com) dictionary:

Steatopygia: from the Greek (stee-at-oh-pij-ee-uh)

An accumulation of excess fat on the buttocks of female corporate managers, a direct result of eating the souls of supervisees.

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